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Proud Member of the Dudevice Network of Original and Recycled Content</description><title>DEEEEAL CORNER</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @straightupsmith)</generator><link>http://smith.dudevice.com/</link><item><title>SO VIRAL!!!!!!!!!
pbrown:

brown:

LET’S MAKE THIS VIDEO...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5443948&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5443948&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5443948&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;SO VIRAL!!!!!!!!!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://brown.dudevice.com/post/135357415/brown-lets-make-this-video-huge-vigeant"&gt;pbrown&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://brown.dudevice.com"&gt;brown&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;LET’S MAKE THIS VIDEO HUGE.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vigeant.dudevice.com/post/135048417/remember-when-i-had-a-ridiculous-beard-whilst-in"&gt;vigeant&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Remember when I had a &lt;a href="http://vigeant.dudevice.com/post/99672819/londonbeard-beauty-is-all-around-us-it-is-in"&gt;ridiculous beard whilst in Ecuador?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I videotaped myself shaving it into a smaller more respectable beard.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To be honest, I really don’t know who this appeals to or whether or not it is enjoyable.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I imagine the demographics this may appeal to are:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1) Ladies interested in what it looks like to trim a beard.. as their current boyfriends don’t have beards…. this upsets this demographic very much as they love beards so very much.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2) Gentlemen looking to pick up some tips on how to tame their face.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3) Girls with paramount crushes on me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4) paul.dudevice.com&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;5) Get Up Kids fans.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;enjoy.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/135402924</link><guid>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/135402924</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 12:52:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Why the plastic bag ban's a sham</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.thestar.com/news/insight/article/660723"&gt;Why the plastic bag ban's a sham&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I’m all for conservation of resources, but I agree with Peter Gorrie on this one - the plastic bag ban in Toronto is ridiculous.  People don’t use less bags, they just acquire them in different ways.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The article raises many points supporting this argument, although I think the following is particularly telling:  Ireland has a 36 cent bag tax, but “even with it, the country imported more bags last year than in 2002, when the tax came into effect.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/135308462</link><guid>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/135308462</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 08:25:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sarah Palin JUST announced that she is stepping down early...</title><description>&lt;script src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/js/2.0/video/evp/module.js?loc=dom&amp;vid=/video/politics/2009/07/03/sot.palin.stepping.down.ktuu" type="text/javascript"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sarah Palin JUST announced that she is stepping down early as governor of Alaska.  This is her press conference.  Watch it.  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WOMAN?!  Never have I ever heard more bullshit buzzwords leave one person’s mouth.  What was she even talking about up there?  If the video was not titled “Palin stepping down…” I would have no idea that’s what’s going on.  Also, who is the camera man?  Is he/she drunk?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I’m floored.   &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/135066089</link><guid>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/135066089</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:29:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is a banner ad I saw on the internet.  Is there actually...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/WLWPSux29pcyhnhvi0PPIW4uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This is a banner ad I saw on the internet.  Is there actually someone in this world who would see this and think “awesome, what a great opportunity for me to get a green card”.  Total wackness.</description><link>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/133264114</link><guid>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/133264114</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:11:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Mr. Sprigg’s.  More fun than a bag full-a banana chips or...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xz1cee_94L4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xz1cee_94L4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mr. Sprigg’s.  More fun than a bag full-a banana chips or your money back.  I would love to visit this restaurant.  Check out some &lt;a href="http://www.insiderpages.com/b/3720069954"&gt;reviews!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/129769254</link><guid>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/129769254</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:05:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>THE TRUTH ABOUT BANANA CHIPS!
Tonight, after polishing off about...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/WLWPSux29p4hqiu2d5BNpXtAo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;THE TRUTH ABOUT BANANA CHIPS!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tonight, after polishing off about 100 delicious banana disks, I decided to google them to determine their nutritional value.  I know these things are deep fried, but I don’t think I was prepared for this news.  I mean, a C grade?!  Why does everything delicious have to be bad for you?  And I know what you’re thinking: “Matt, they’re fine, just enjoy in moderation”.  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;NO.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/129766867</link><guid>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/129766867</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Cher and Smith.  Smith and Cher.  We do everything together....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/WLWPSux29p18gg31NRwEVu3Io1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Cher and Smith.  Smith and Cher.  We do everything together.  Enough said.</description><link>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/128314040</link><guid>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/128314040</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:17:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Fuck Ya Pink</title><description>&lt;p&gt;According to Tumblr, DEEEEEEAL CORNER is equally popular with this: &lt;a href="http://fuckyeahaleciamoore.tumblr.com/"&gt;fuckyeahaleciamoore.tumblr.com&lt;/a&gt; - a blog dedicated to posting pictures of the artist “Pink”.  Brutal.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Everyone check out fuck ya pink.  it sucks.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/127414248</link><guid>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/127414248</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 03:17:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Grizzly Bear - Veckatimest

This is Grizzly Bear’s third...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/WLWPSux29oy5xtmspNtLnUQZo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Grizzly Bear - Veckatimest&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is Grizzly Bear’s third album and I think it’s really good.  It reminds me a ton of old, old Genesis.  The guitar in Southern Point sounds like it could have been written by &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Phillips"&gt;Anthony Phillips&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Hackett"&gt;Steve Hackett&lt;/a&gt;.  Apparently Jonny Greenwood of Radiohead said on their last tour that Grizzly Bear is his favourite band.  This is a good album.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Check out a few songs &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/grizzlybear"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/127098560</link><guid>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/127098560</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 13:43:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>blogofcore:

Sick Of It All - Blood, Sweat, &amp; No Tears -...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://smith.dudevice.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/127092822/ZNQWIy8GQowusi78j4DxUe3F&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogofcore.tumblr.com/post/126612857/sick-of-it-all-blood-sweat-no-tears-its"&gt;blogofcore&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sick Of It All - &lt;i&gt;Blood, Sweat, &amp; No Tears&lt;/i&gt; -&lt;/b&gt; It’s Clobberin’ Time&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cameo from Blast Master KRS ONE?? I LOVE THIS.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This intro speaks to me on so many levels.  Classic.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;SUCKAZZZZZZZZZZZZ&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/127092822</link><guid>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/127092822</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 13:30:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/WLWPSux29owu521nAAPloyLvo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/126604987</link><guid>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/126604987</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:25:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Fido.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.fido.com"&gt;Fido.com&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I just went to Fido.com to price the iPhone.  Turns out Fido.com is a “dog supersite” and not the cell phone carrier.  The Fido I wanted is Fido.ca.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How has Fido not bought the .com domain from these dog people yet??  Say whaaaaaaaaat?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/126412242</link><guid>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/126412242</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 08:07:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>THIS JUST IN: THE GARDINER NEEDS A HAT
A plan was revealed today...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/WLWPSux29ovaazl03WuXtUbIo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;THIS JUST IN: THE GARDINER NEEDS A HAT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A plan was revealed today to add a roof to the Gardiner Expressway that could be turned into a park with trees, bike paths, etc.  This would essentially be a giant highway sized green roof in the middle of the city.  There would be no snow covering the road in the winter time, there would be no decade long construction project to tear the whole highway down (which has also been proposed), and overall it would look pretty badass.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Toronto needs this.  Other than the CN Tower, there are really no interesting “features” which are recognizable to people who are not familiar with the city.  This would be something completely unique and cool.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lets do it!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Read the article &lt;a href="http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/652918"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/125928912</link><guid>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/125928912</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 13:22:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>OK, I’m not one to post wedding invitations on DEEEEEEEAL...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/WLWPSux29ostqzkrchgoRZoyo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;OK, I’m not one to post wedding invitations on DEEEEEEEAL CORNER (this will be the last wedding invitation I will ever post here I promise), but this is pretty rad.  Click to see it bigger.</description><link>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/124866218</link><guid>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/124866218</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:03:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Congratulations vigeant.dudevice.com</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vigeant.dudevice.com" title="unchate"&gt;vigeant.dudevice.com&lt;/a&gt; has overtaken &lt;a href="http://brown.dudevice.com" title="chate"&gt;brown.dudevice.com&lt;/a&gt; as my biggest traffic source other than Facebook and Tumblr.  Why should you care about this?  You shouldn’t.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m not cool.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/124854727</link><guid>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/124854727</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:40:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hamilton is Ridiculous...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.realtor.ca/propertyDetails.aspx?propertyId=8027852"&gt;Hamilton is Ridiculous...&lt;/a&gt;: Does anyone want to split this house with me?  In all seriousness, I’ve been looking at a lot of Hamilton real estate lately and I can’t get over how cheap it is.  You can buy a house for under $100,000 no problem.</description><link>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/122681083</link><guid>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/122681083</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 22:57:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Robot snakes.  This is frightening.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CT-ERQJxZFc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CT-ERQJxZFc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Robot snakes.  This is frightening.</description><link>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/121717445</link><guid>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/121717445</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 07:42:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>vigeant:
I have a marathon of a day at work today. Thankfully, I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/HAxaA50Rjojvka2jGentxKiJo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vigeant.dudevice.com/post/121270645/i-have-a-marathon-of-a-day-at-work-today"&gt;vigeant&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;I have a marathon of a day at work today. Thankfully, I am never far away from my favourite piece of office art. I want to meet the person who designed this, and kill them… Actually, I want to meet the art buyer that works for the company I am currently at and get them to explain what this piece means to him and why he HAD TO have it in meeting room 2A!&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FUTURE&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/121403962</link><guid>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/121403962</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:44:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Speaking of drunk athletes, this is a pretty rad site.  Drunk...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/WLWPSux29ohhdjrcWxy9Xv8zo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Speaking of drunk athletes, this is a pretty rad site.  &lt;a href="http://drunkathlete.com"&gt;Drunk Athlete dot com&lt;/a&gt;!!  Here’s one of Adam “Teen ‘Stash” Morrison.  Classic.</description><link>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/120276089</link><guid>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/120276089</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:31:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I love this video.

Alex Rios (right fielder for the Jays)...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VkGhKjXa8GI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VkGhKjXa8GI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love this video.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Alex Rios (right fielder for the Jays) disses some kid in front of the ROM after a Blue Jays charity dinner.  Unrelated dude takes it upon himself to confront Rios.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You’re a bum.  You’re a bum.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/120273587</link><guid>http://smith.dudevice.com/post/120273587</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:26:56 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
